My name is Chris, and my last name is white. Ironicly I'm white. I'm actually the real slim shady, I just don't like standing up, so I sit down instead. I wish people would stop bothering me about that .
I don't really have a post count, that's the number of decibals I sing "America The Beautiful" in.
For work, well, I was supposed to be joining the military, but they wanted to put me in a special "mental discipline training course", so they locked me in a room with a computer that appeared to be running IE and mentioned something about CSS.
I like Japanese, and plan to work over there at some point. Why? Because Japan has maid cafes. Yes, that's the only reason.
I don't have a girlfriend or any sort of "soulmate" so to speak. I am diligently studying these girlfriend legends, and hope to some day unlock the secret of where one exists. Rumor has it they are "beyond my door". I'm not certain though, but at one point I plan on making that step outside to find out.
As you can tell by my avatar, I like anime. I like it though for its artistic beauty and stunning detail of the human anatomy. People think I'm in it for the catgirls, what do they know.. oh who put these cat ears here, certainly not me, lalalala.
