On a random note, what's in everyone's pocket at this EXACT moment in time. Extra points for bizarre/ interesting entries.

I'll start.

I currently have:

keys
a flash drive
wallet
$10 bill
a coupon
a laminated card.




Show me what you've got.

Wallet.
Car Keys.
Work keys, including the "God" key.
Cigs and lighter.
Cell phone.
Um ... Jimmy Hoffa?

Nothing bizzare/interesting here.

A guitar pick and a bit of elastic

I hate having stuff in my pockets

I have a nothing... but I d 1f40 id have these earlier:

3 flash drives (1 8GB (a backup for all my stuff), 2 4GB (one his Ubuntu one it, the other is for computer recovery and fixing things >_>))

wallet with a bunch of cards and some monies

Pencil

Paper

A wormhole to Rosie O'Donnel's butt (it is to get rid of all those I do not like)

No comment.

Keys
Cell phone
Wallet
Pocket PC
Kleenex
A coupon for a free Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Ipod, Cell phone.

A penknife in my right pocket and a gold 2007 $1 coin in my left.
But the question should really be, what is in my pocket protector

I don't really believe in wearing clothes esp in the house. So i have nothing in my pockets.

Nothing but some chewed gum.

How did that get there....

• Wallet
• Cellphone
• Keys

Pretty standard stuff.You could always PM me with more information...

I break them and take the heads (top of pencil where the point is) and pelts (the little rubber grip) for my bulletin board. I'm twisted

$41.34, a black lighter, and a Doller General reciept

Wallet (which is full of all sorts of cool stuff)
Cell phone
Zebra F-301 pen
3 house keys
Receipt from some take out chinese food
A short length of cord
and $940 pesos in coins

Not the most interesting stuff ever, but it suffices.

cell phone
swiss army knife
set of feeler guages
car keys
work keys
wallet
a pair of gloves
a shop rag
In my pocket protector..
A voltage indicator
pen light
sharpie
ball point pen
mini-screwdriver

I have..my wallet. Surprise surprise.

no items, final destination?


My normal items are

daytimer
flashlight
cell-phone
wallet
pocket watch
Multi-tool
change
pocket-knife
keys
sometimes some pills

Skirt?

A traffic ticket for riding a bike on the road shoulder.

Just paid the fine today, ticket still in my pocket.

Cellphone
Cigarettes
Lighter
Bus ticket

then how about the folds in your belly?

left front pocket:

8gb flash drive
car keys
change

right front pocket:

money clip

right leg pocket:

cell phone

left rear pocket:

guitar pick

2 dog muck bags and a shopping list.

Home keys,
Car keys,
USB Stick attached to the keys.

(Thanks, I don't want a cellphone transmitting right next to my genitals, it's right on the desk; and the wallet is also too cumbersome, right on the desk as well).

lint

Trousers:
Front right: Pouch with keys (home door and letterbox, master keys for two office buildings, key to a padlock not used for more than 20 years)
Rear right: wallet with small change, debit card, ID card, permanent ticket for public transportation
Rear left: small wallet with credit cards, vouchers and similar stuff of same size
Front left: cell phone, packet of tissues (for LaRoza), cloth hankerchief
Shirt:
Combination pencil/ball point pen
One sheet of notepaper holding my sister's email address

nothing very exciting, I'm afraid. But then, I'm not so exciting, either.

4GB USB pendrive
keys
wallet(containing ?7.50 and a receipt for a joe satriani CD)
pretzel

?20, a ring (broken), shed key, and a 1959 3p piece (my lucky coin), assorted fluff. nail cleaner/scraper, wallet (empty)

wallet
hanky
keys
mobile phone
pen
cigarettes and lighter
huge amount of coins (I went out last night -> always return home with a lot of small change)
a few coupons from last night

Right now?

Well given that it's 3am right now, I don't have much, I have:

1 ?10 Note
1 ?1 Coin

Bonus points!


Pocket Protectors are fair game!

On a normal day? Pocket PC in on 1f40 e, laser pointer and some cash in the other. Sometimes the occasional SD card.
Right now? I'm wearing gym shorts without any pockets.

Nothing! I'm just happy to see you.

I find it funny that an increasing portion of our members don't believe in either pockets or the wearing of pants.

50 cents and a few tissues...

lol

Hehe.. My pockets are more affectionately known as ``wal-mart''
Inventory includes:
Wallet (in which contains its own inventory)
Cell Phone
1gb Usb stick
Chicken Stick (piece of wood for starting model aircraft engines)
Pilot G2 Dr. Grip BLUE pen (must stress BLUE)
Keys to my room etc (no car keys)

thats it... In the past it would have included my Ti-86 calculator, but I now carry a bag for books and calculators etc.

Twisted remnant of a mechanical pencil. I like breaking pencils

No pants: no pockets =D

I used to have a bad habbit of chewing wooden pencils alot...

?3.41, two cards, my keys, a cinema ticket and a receipt for a pair of shoes. Probably a bit of fluff too.

- 1GB flash drive (trying to install Linux on it)
- 512MB flash drive (backups, Sauerbraten, and Firefox)
- 128MB flash drive (backups)
- Zebra M-301 mechanical pencil
- wallet without money
- Dell Axim x30
- TI-84SPE

nothing right now I emptied my pockets to see what was in them and it was all garbage so I through it away.

Pen drive, keys, wallet, tissues, mp3 player, headphones, cell phone, some random sheets of paper i put in there with phone numbers & reminders on them, wallet has: membership cards, money, guitar picks, more reminders, gift card for Chapters, etc. :P

Phone
MP3 Player (8gb)
Wallet (?10)

I think the top two most bizarre entries so far are a wormhole to Rosie O'donnel's rear end and a "lazer gun."


Although the item's validity may have to be called into question.

Moved to 'Cafe Games.

Left cargo pocket: Wallet
Right cargo pocket: cell phone
Right (non cargo) pocket: keys

2x4GB flash drives
$11
Wallet which contains my contact cards with my gpg hash, among other things.

8GB Flash Drive
Interac Card
1000$ in cash
canonical VIP card
wallet
movie ticket
gf's number on a piece of paper.

nothing too much.

I wish my pockets were like the pockets of Doctor Who - bigger on the inside!

Nothing in my pockets- I try to avoid putting anything there Using some special and compact shoulder bag instead.

a condom
mobile
some bucks

house key
comb
3 guitar picks
2 $5 bills

Nothing in my pockets right at the moment.......

This whole thread kinda reminds me of the riddle game Bilbo and Gollum played... only it was more like "What's in *my* pocket?"

In my left pocket, ?2.78. Nothing in my right because the ?5 note i had earlier today burned a hole in it.

Drivers licence, Work security pass and Bank card in back pocket.

a wallet and some lint

rubbers

pockets?
what are those?
can you eat them?

Ohhhhh, OK
last pocket I had had some sort of tomatoe sauce and cheese in it.

who would eat a pocket with lint and money in it?

Just my keys and a note.

- Canon SD750
- Brand new HTC Touch Diamond
- Wallet
- Two rubber bands (The things seem to breed from nothing!)

1. Wallet: contains student ID, student metrocard, $20, library card.
2. spare change
3. cell phone
4. deck of cards (building a house of cards helps me think )
5. ballpoint pen

Pretty standard stuff for a student

Wallet..........check
keys............check
pen.............check
usb drive.......check
nuclear codes... ... ...uh oh

A toothbrush! I am wearing a bath robe.

But normally:
Cellphone
Wallet
Lint
MP3 player
Tissues
Chewing gum
Lint
Keys
My hands
and some more lint

No pockets now.

Left front pocket:
Wallet

Right front pocket:
Keys
Cell phone
$0.36 (quarter, two nickels, penny)

Back pockets both empty

Nokia N95, wallet (with ?65 ), baccy, papers, filters, keys, two lighters, sunglasses, calculator, pen, notepad, passport, remote control (don't ask!) heh.

I really need to empty my pockets.

What's a pocket? Where can I buy some for my shorts?

Left pocket - Homer Simpson Wallet
right pocker - mobile phone (and I suppose for the benefit of you emericans, I should also call it a cell phone)

Front left: Wallet, cell phone
Front right: Keyring (with keys, usb memory and rfid doortag), 0.5mm pencil, 50?re (coin).
Knee level: cell phone handsfree

My cell phone and a couple of coins.

Currently:

Keys
flash drive
a Motorola RAZR
A Palm Centro
3 $1 bills

Nothing.

A twix wrapper, a bulldog clip, a Kodak lens cleaning cloth and some KWAI garlic tablets

keys, cell, chapstick, contact rewetting drops, some change, wallet and my trusty 4gb sandisk cruzer.

Pocket Knife
Nail Clippers
Thumb Drive
Wallet with ID and stuff, but no money
Lens Cleaning cloth
Keys hand on my belt loop.
Company BlackBerry and personal cellphone hang on my belt.
Cheap giveaway pen and smokes / lighter in my shirt pocket.

Cookies on my desk.

100$ USD
100$ Canadian
Cell
iPod
a lazer gun....
a pocket knife
8 riduculusly destroyed pencils!

Lets see...

Rightpocket
cell phone
wallet
usually a flash drive
leftpocket
pen
keys
change
Stuff inside the wallet:
Money
Driving permit
pocket lint
flash drive

A forgotten chewing-gum....
Eeek!

a used bus ticket.

I woke up like 30 minutes ago and haven't gone out yet, so I could hardly have something in my pockets

Left front pocket:

cell phone
pocket knife
2 GB flash drive
wadded up fast food receipts
USB SD card reader

Right front pocket:

car keys
mechanical pencil
8 US quarters
3 US dimes
3 US nickels
1 US penny
unopened packet of Heinz mustard
a wad of something that is unrecognizable

Back pocket:

wallet with very little cash, the normal stuff

nothing... im just happy to see you...

+1 for nothing.

me too...

GSM
keys
lighter
pack of smokes
"cutter" knife
and my wallet

Right front:

Pocket knife
2 GB thumb drive
Student ID
Chapstick

Left front:

Cell Phone
Ink Pen

Adam

Front left: cell phone
Front right: Wallet with a few keys, a 1GB USB flash drive, ~160 Swiss francs (which would convert to roughly the same in dollars), a bunch of receipts I forgot to throw away, my bank card, insurance cards, student card, identity card and railway card.
And some paper-like stuff I can't identify...

Glad there aren't many pickpockets around here.

haha don't jump me but I have


Wallet - 4-$1 and a $5
Cellphone
pencil
chapstick
Creative Zen Vision:M <-- Love this player to death I've used it every day snce i got it which was about 3 years ago

HeadPhones
Grade printout
Essay prompt


I am a high school student thus the grade printout and essay prompt haha