What's the best armageddon scenario?

Doesn't have to make sense, or have any scientific probability, just post a scenario!

Details are optional (such as why it would be so awesome, or date of armageddon etc.)

My most awesome world end scenario would be a zombie uprising! It'd be like living all the games we've been playing since we were kids. Except that there's no 'power off' button!

Just mowing down some zombies!

Mine would be Gears of War. That would be awesome in real life...well, until you died.

Please elaborate, as I have never played Gears of War, and I'm sure there are others who haven't.

Dude, get this book!!!
http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/
It is taken very serious but is so funny, you would love it.

Anyways,
I think the earth going off axis and careening into the sun would be pretty cool.

A virus that makes everyone orgasm to death.

ok.


I build a giant Wormhole Generator, and I'm off at Alpha Centauri and I install it on earth, secretly.


And....Then I Press this lil' button see...

An Alien Invasion would be crazy

Maybe Preditor vs Alien style except us being the prey

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Zombies. Dawn of the Dead style(the new one). That movie is among my all time favorites, and zombies have always captured my imagination.

LOL, i'm with this guy..

I've seen a few dreams about zombies taking over my town.(and probably the world)I loved those, got a nice adrenaline rush in them..somehow.

Crazy me.... but a scenarios like waterworld (y'now with kevin costner). I was thinking that it was kind of cool with the sea pirates and everything. Not to mention there are probably hidden utopia's that you would have to find. I don't know seems cool even though you might have some boring trips ahead of you.

Bee's lots and lots of glorious bees, and sharks AND the best bit (if youve seen THE BEAST) GIANT SQUID!!! If anyone has a link to where one could dwnld the beast please message me!!!

100% exactly like me. Those dreams are freaky/awesome.

I don't know why, but I am totally freaked out by Cthulhu. If he brought about the end of the world, I'd die of fright before anything really happened D:

http://www.phobos-deimos.com/Cthulhu/cthulhu.jpg

It's those eyes...

I vote for this one ;o(25 character limit rule)

Ice Fortress the missile defense platform was designed to protect us in the case on nuclear war,we put so much trust into it...we were so stupid.It was the 12th of June 3 hours until she was to be activated,we were running a shakedown run,we launched a dummy warhead into its Space Defense Identification-Engagement Zone (ADIEZ).

Everything went fine until the final intercept mode kicked in,a non-nuclear mine was supposed to knock-out the dummy warhead,instead a 10 kiloton was used the nuclear activity so close to Ice Fortress made it think it was under direct attack,it back traced the missile trajectory (thinking it was the origin of the attack).Ice Fortress assessed the situation,thinking that the US had attack itself this represented a logic error, but not if was in still in wargame mode,thinking its missiles too were inert,it launched a full spread of Mk 107b dial-a-yield missiles at the United States....

We all know what happened next,the pencil necks at the NORAD II and Space Assault Battle Recon (SABR) thought the Russians or the Chinese had hacked Ice Fortress,the **** hit the fan hundreds of missiles launched into both Russia and China,and Iran just to be safe,Russia and China countered.

Millions died in the blast,billions from the fall out and the post attack war and lets not forget the cold,god the cold was the worst part,the dust kicked up by the blasts blacked out he sky.The global temp dropped into the 30s all the crops died,the oceans froze the world stopped.Because the strongest nations were in ruin the weakest had no chance,last I heard Israel was the only 1st world nation left but surrounded by millions of cold,starving people they most likely didn't last long.I hope to god the sun comes back its been 10 years since the last sunrise,I miss the sun...its so ****ing cold....


bam!

Hmm thats is a great way to go out with a bang.

Meh I was thinking of Waterworld as an extended pool that you essentially try to get the perfect surf an turf.

However I always that that the world would be nuked to death by humans an a select few of survivors would have to repopulate the world. Hehe ie 1 guy + 14 amazonian women!!

The best way is for the planet to be revealed for what it is to everyone.. Which is one big joke.. I'd also hope everyone would feel pathetic.. Then the planet gets destroyed by whatever it is created it.

Getting humped to death by an alien race of hot chicks! Zap Branigan would be proud!

Having Firmware 2.0 come out!!!!!!

lmfao hahaha omg! haha lol

An unknown asteroid the size of the moon in the outer Kuiper Belt gets knocked off course careening into the earth. Humanity can see impending doom coming for weeks or even months as it draws near.

That would be pretty nerve wracking, especially in the last few minutes/seconds!

Everyone rids themselves of hatred, and learns to love each other.
And then a big drag race through the streets of Paris

Oprah announces her run for the presidency.

Then we all have a sigh of relief when it crashes in Jupiter,the outer belt vacuum cleaner.

World War III. Nuclear winter has consumed the Earth much like a new ice age. All intitutions; government, religion, etc; are eliminated. Over 90% of the population is destroyed and the survivors scattered across the planet are left to fend for themselves. Nearly all remaining humans are nomadic as it is impossible to farm and game is scarce. Similar to Resident Evil 3: Extinction, some people will choose to band together to survive. I, however, walk alone.

Jesus will descend onto earth, and God is so merciful everyone regardless of
religion who is a good human go to heaven...

Sorry to ruin the creative thunder, but that is mine.

All other guys die, but only me and the hottest women survive and they are all over me

Good luck trying to sleep, I know what you'll be doing all year.

I can live with that, or well, in this case, die with that.

Or better yet, all those hot women im left with become stepford women.

Mmmm, that sounds like a lot of fornication!

So, Hillary Clinton takes the Presidency in 2008. Shortly after, she declares herself "RULER OF THE WORLD *and all of its subsidiary factions*."

The world responds to this by shooting off uberbajillions of nukes at us. Everyone dies, and some corpses reanimate as horridly mutilated radiation zombies, except Clinton herself, who has no soul and is already dead. Now you have an entire nation of radioactive zombies and Hillary Clinton. Bill Clinton changes his name to Beelzebub and takes control of the UZA (United Zombies of America... hey, they're zombies, they eat brains, that doesn't make them creative) Armed Forces... well, relatively speaking, considering most of them don't even HAVE arms... anyway

The entire Middle East suddenly immigrates to America (except Israel), they figure that they can fit in here better than anywhere else now, and have become naturally immune to nuclear fallout by this time anyway. With vastly more land, they use their resources to construct absolutely nothing but more dirt houses and pickup trucks with machine guns in the back.

Russia takes an interest in the new developments in America, and not wanting to look foolish compared to the "Great Western Civilization," Moscow promptly orders nuclear weapons fired at every square mile of Russian soil east of the main cities (i.e. most of Russia). These missiles largely never get off the launchpad or detonate. One or two of them make it out of the silos, but never explode. It doesn't really matter, because nobody lives in East Russia anyway, so the Russian government puts out propaganda about their ingenious new "zombie soldiers" to try to trick everyone into thinking they had just nuked themselves, and then the entire government went to the tavern for vodka.

One of the missiles, however, did actually go off, but its guidance system was shot, so it detonated in the air above Israel. Because of this, Israel mobilized its entire air force and blew the crap out of Moscow, thus angering China, and causing them to send their entire army to fight Israel (who held them off indefinitely).

Meanwhile, Europe is sitting back, wondering where the entire population of France went, when suddenly all the Muslims come back from America, flying 747's full of zombies and technicals to invade by force. The British, Spanish, and Italians fought back bravely with armies of lawyers and politicians with treaties, speeches, and hugs. They were all slaughtered mercilessly. Upon seeing this, Germany immediately puts out propaganda, convincing the zombie hordes to join them in a push for world domination (of course Zombies speak German! what did you THINK those groans and grunts were?) and thus start the Fourth Reich.

The German NaZombies (as they ingeniously call themselves, again, EAT brains, not use them) stand in a drawn out battle with the remaining muslims, who expertly dig holes in the ground whenever the enemy moves by, and then come out at night to explode themselves. Eventually, though, the Muslims win, and the NaZombies are all burned alive (er... undead) after discovering that typical "blunt sword decapitation" methods didn't work out so well.

After conquering Europe, the Muslims turn their attention to Israel, who just finished picking its teeth after devouring the entirety of the Chinese armed forces. By now though, the Israelis have used the bodies and vehicles of all the dead Chinese soldiers to construct 3-mile-high wall around Israel. Immediately the Muslims begin to tunnel under the wall... right into Israeli defense emplacements. This could go on for a while.

With America completely empty of life, the entire population of Mexico empties into the former United States... yay?

Canada still hasn't realized that there IS a rest of the world.

Meanwhile we found that the overwhelming numbers of muslims bent on suicide bombing have finally managed to infiltrate Israel... but then Jehovah comes down from heaven to personally defend His people, only to be met by Allah. The two deities promptly engage in fierce hand-to-hand combat (ALL powerful people/beings fight using hand-to-hand combat), during which they effectively kill everyone in the vicinity, wiping out the population of both Muslim and Jewish peoples.

South America and Africa both erupt into tribal warfare... wait... erupt? My bad... and with no UN to mediate, they end up totally killing each other.

Australia and India try to form some sort of alliance with Canada, but Canada refuses staunchly, threatening them with Mounties. Australia laughs and Canada unleashes the Mounted Hordes of Doom... only to discover that Australia is really far away and over water... so instead they just eat some pancakes with maple syrup, however the nuclear fallout from the US has infected all of Canada's food supplies, and so they all die of radioactive food poisoning.

Australia and India try to get along, but the Australians eventually get irritated with India's industrious attitude and attacks with boomerangs. The Indians react with speed and violence, mercilessly barraging the Australians with calculators and computer terminals. This goes on until both countries die of exhaustion.

Japan is sad because it has no one to sell its Nintendo and anime to, and commits seppuku.

EDIT: Please note, I don't hate any race, nationality, or religion. I was pretty much just poking fun at anything and everything I could through the use of satire.

A megasize asteroid (or comet or whatever) hits the moon destroying a big part of it. Thousands of moon pieces fall to earth creating destruccion and caos in the world.
The moon gets off its orbit and falls to the earth slowly, and everyone sees how it gets bigger and bigger in the sky.
Remember the movie "Time machine" the new one. theres a scene where the moon falls.