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Updated: 2009-06-04 05:10:51 (45)
trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

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trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullet2head
Stop quoting pictures god damnit.
if you're so upset about pictures that are already resized, maybe you should change your enormous signature you idiot.
 

SmoothWare

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

HUH?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullet2head
Stop quoting pictures god damnit.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullet2head
Stop quoting pictures god damnit.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullet2head
Stop quoting pictures god damnit.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullet2head
Stop quoting pictures god damnit.
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Lackey

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Stop quoting pictures god damnit.
 

Bullet2head

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothWare
EPIC!
 

Kingscrab

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SmoothWare

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lackey
Only if they have play toys. Otherwise it's sorta boring. Although I am a fan of scissoring.
I'm the opposite. If I wanna see women messing with long hard objects, I'll go look up regular porn.
 

Bullet2head

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

oh your gonna get so much neg rep your gonna picking out of your teeth and arse at the same time...
 

Mars

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostlyGal
Scissor me Xerxcees! OH YES! OH YES!
I just came. Twice.

PLEASE cum to America and meat me. *


*All words spelled correctly. lol.
 

Meghan

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lackey
Not only is it permitted, it's encouraged.
Do you promise not to neg rep me?

Wait! You can neg rep me but you have to do it out of spite and anger!
Neg me like Trent Reznor! I wanna feeeeeeel your hate machine!!!

Neg Rep me like an animal! Neg Rep me from the inside!
 

Kingscrab

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kingscrab
Is it safe to say naughty things about NIN in this thread?

Just curious.
Not only is it permitted, it's encouraged.
 

Lackey

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Scissor me Xerxcees! OH YES! OH YES!
 

GhostlyGal

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Is it safe to say naughty things about NIN in this thread?

Just curious.
 

Kingscrab

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

I like lesbian porn
 

blue.rellik

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by blue.rellik
I like lesbian porn
Only if they have play toys. Otherwise it's sorta boring. Although I am a fan of scissoring.
 

Lackey

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Last I checked, my siggy fell under the regulations.

I don't mind siggies, but when you quote a picture that takes 30 seconds to load 5 times, it gets annoying.
 

Bullet2head

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

There's not enough REP for this thread.
 

Kingscrab

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullet2head
Last I checked, my siggy fell under the regulations.

I don't mind siggies, but when you quote a picture that takes 30 seconds to load 5 times, it gets annoying.
Dunno when you last check but...

Quote:
Signatures:
Signature Picture must be of the following or smaller:
Total Max File Size for total Signature Pic area: 60Kb
Total Max Height for Signature Pic: 125 (in pixels)
Total Max Width for Signature Pic: 500 (in pixels)

You cannot go over 500 width limit, not even by 1 pixel or even to the Height of 125 pixels. Stay within these demensions, anything smaller than the above is welcomed.

Text in your Signature:
You can have one of the following based on:

1. If you have a Signature Pic of Exactly 500x125 demensions, you may have 3 Lines of text any color, Font sizes of either 2 or 1.

2. If you have a Signature Pic smaller than the 500x125 max demensions, for every 20 pixels you drop from signature pic height, you may add 1 line of text.

Example: if you have a signature pic with the height of 105 pixels you can have 4 lines of text, of any color, Font sizes of either 2 or 1, instead of the 3 lines of text because you subtracted 20pixels from your signature pic in height for the 1 line of text extra.

 

SmoothWare

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

.
They need to add some extra guidelines for these assholes who put quote tags in their sigs.
 

Doombringer64

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothWare
I specifically told Bliss to make sure it was within guidelines. Ima kick his ass.
 

Bullet2head

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Your sig image is 500 x 124, exactly 1 pixel lower than the limit. It's the rest of your garbage that exceeds the limitation.

Don't harsh on my bro....bro.

And it should also be noted that those signature rules are so fucking ridiculous in their detail that it borders on obsessive compulsive disorder.
 

Lackey

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothWare
if you're so upset about pictures that are already resized, maybe you should change your enormous signature you idiot.

 

Pizza

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lackey
Your sig image is 500 x 124, exactly 1 pixel lower than the limit. It's the rest of your garbage that exceeds the limitation.

Don't harsh on my bro....bro.

And it should also be noted that those signature rules are so fucking ridiculous in their detail that it borders on obsessive compulsive disorder.
they were written by Pirateface, go figure, he's the one who would flip if anyone had anything close to his blue matrix.

also they were written for times of lower resolutions and slower internet.
 

SmoothWare

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

There, you ass holes happy?
 

Bullet2head

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

what is 125-124+19 ??
 

SmoothWare

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

21 obviously

Im sad because I may never get to see NIN live
 

DemonLORD

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by DemonLORD
21 obviously(
Try 20... 125-124 = 1+ 19 = 20...
 

Bullet2head

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

HAHAHAHAHAHA

i knew someone would correct me
 

DemonLORD

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullet2head
Try 20... 125-124 = 1+ 19 = 20...
well, the number SHOULD be 0
 

SmoothWare

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

How the hell do you make that out to be 0?
 

Bullet2head

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

2x0

obviously
 

DemonLORD

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullet2head
How the hell do you make that out to be 0?
I mean in order to follow the rules it should be 0, foolio
 

SmoothWare

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

That makes a ton more sense...

Still, I'd wager to say a few members have bigger sigs, unless my eyes are deceiving me.
 

Bullet2head

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

but none of them are complaining about large images
 

SmoothWare

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Smoothware is like a really wise dood. It's like he's a lawyer and a comic, but not the comic like Dane Cook....more like Mitch Hedberg.

It's because of B.F. that I ever listened to Mitch.
 

Lackey

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothWare
but none of them are complaining about large images
See this is where you're wrong. I'm not complaining about a single large image, I'm complaining about ones that are 5000 x 5000 and take a few mins to load on slower comps that are quoted when they don't need to be. There's a different between that and a few pixels in siggies.
 

Bullet2head

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Lackey

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Fecal face. lmao.
 

Meghan

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lackey
cool image.
 

Ben

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Nuts I thought you loved me. I want a divorce.
 

Bullet2head

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothWare
OMG I saw that on Palladia HD. Shit was fucking epic.

/apparently, there is no you, there is only me
 

Jay Tee

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

you ever seen scent of a woman?

you ever seen scent of a woman...

...on weed, oh man it's so much better. it's like BLAH
 

Eazy E

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by DemonLORD
Im sad because I may never get to see NIN live
I won't lie, I saw the Lights in the Sky tour and it was easily the greatest concert experience I have ever had. I don't think I'll ever see a show that will come close to the show that Trent and his band put on that night.

(N.B. I haven't seen Muse. Yet.)
 

Bred

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullet2head
See this is where you're wrong. I'm not complaining about a single large image, I'm complaining about ones that are 5000 x 5000 and take a few mins to load on slower comps that are quoted when they don't need to be. There's a different between that and a few pixels in siggies.
your complaint is dismissed by the fact that once an image is loaded the first time, it is cached so any subsequent appearances of it (whether quoted later on that page, or otherwise) are loaded from your computer, not through the internet. so in that sense, quoting images does not increase the loading time of a page.
 

Pizza

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

Actually B2H, your signature cannot exceed the limit based on the collection of pictures, not EACH picture. In all, your signature measures 519x124. That's not including the text below the images, which overall make it even taller, but let's ignore that for argument's sake. Your signature is therefore 19px above the limit. Not to mention its over the KB's in file size too.
 

p3ngu!n

trying to cut my fingernails is pissing off

B2H, consider yourself schooled by the fine folks above.
 

Lackey

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