I was written up today in my economics class, for, and I quote: "Throwing this gum "Orbit" box at another student while I was lecturing at the front of the room. She had her book closed and was not giving me eye contact. I sent [name] for this same thing a few weeks ago. Orbit gum box attached."

And she really did paperclip the gum packet to the discipline form. What the fuck? This isn't a criminal offense. I'm guessing the brand really offended her, I should have opted for Wrigley's.
 

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Hey Spynx, when you start appearing in hardcore pornographic films to "help pay your way through college" you'll plug the site here right?
 

is the principal going to spank you?
 

I bow to your observational racism.
 

You're Jewish right?


And for some reason I came here expecting Blackspynx to talk about how hard her ass because I read "I have such a hardass". Although I'm relieved to hear that isn't the case, I need to go out more.
 

Economics depends on human behavior which is sporadic and unpredictable. So yeah sounds about right.
 

I slept in econ almost every day last semester. Of course I got 97% in the class so he probably figured I'd get the A awake or asleep.
 

That's because Economics is a pseudoscience where you are allowed to make shit up on the spot.
 

She can do it.

If she's got talent.
 

Shove a stick of doublemint Dynamite in her exhaust pipe.
 

come all over her chair and hope she gets pregnant

wait
 

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That is adorable.
 

Blizzforums is the second most destructive website on the net. I love it.
 

I dare you to leave a bunch of loose chewing gum sticks all over her desk when she's not looking. Attach photos of said act and report back here for approval.

If she writes you up, tell her we dared you.

Also, tell her that her English is atrocious. Thank goodness she's teaching Econ.
 

The note says nothing about chewing gum.
 

Why were you chewing orbit in the first place? That stuff is nasty.
 

A girl nuts. I don't want to hear about your filipino pool boy,
 

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I would think the cinnamon might cause a burning sensation around the opening to the urethra.

Mind you if she jammed the damned thing in there.
 

You live a sheltered life sir.
 

I wonder what it would feel like to get head from a girl who had altoids in her mouth.
 

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That's just a bonus.

By the way did you know that the catering tables on a porno sets offer mouth wash?
 

Altoids would be a nice bonus for the fellatio scenes.
 

I thought she came here for the beer and pretzels.
 

This post is a sexual remark about Blackspynx.
 

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That's what she comes to this forum for.
 

Why were you throwing gum boxes in the first place? Twice?
 

You live in texas don't you? I can fix all your problems with some good old fashion loving next time I'm down. If you want I'll throw gum at you "How fresh am I!!!!!" "OOO WINTER!!!!"
 

Doesn't work
 

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah.....hahahah ahahah
 

This has been a good night. Thanks to Spynx. Heya!
 

When I close my eyes, it feels the same.
 

More like tossing to my friend who doesn't pay attention, thus it smacks her in the face. Last time it was an airplane...

I come for your wit, sir. Amongst others.
 

Probably not unlike sticking your dick in a George Foreman grill.
You come for the linguists, dumbass.

UGH. How could you miss such an easy one. How annoying.
 

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