http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19458
I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself.
 

You talking to me or viper? lol.
 

sooo... bout those links... can we get them so we can get in on the joke better?
 

Bah, i did some research and it turns out its a parody and its all a sham.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
 

LMFAO!!!

So, I totally created a fake e-mail address on Gmail and sent him an e-mail telling him that I need his help because I'm addicted to lesbian porn, and then said that I was attaching some of the images so he can have a better understanding of what I'm dealing with, and then I attached 4 HOT images of lesbians getting it on.

Oh, I am SOOOOO going to hell in a hand basket.

Edit: Ah well. Perhaps the good pastor will share some of his porn with me!!
 

Wow, just, wow. These people are clearly insane. However, I don't know what is crazier, the thread itself or that pastor Ezekiel's list of people Jesus will damn. Oh, and I love the custom avatar for anyone who is banned from the site. An angle pushing someone into fire. Wow...
 

If it does, linky
 

Meghan do it. I will love you forever if you do.

I've already signed up and started a potential thread worth MANY laughs. Lets hope it takes off
 

Why do I have the urge to e-mail the pastor Ezekiel and spit some bullshit his way. Or, just e-mail him some porn. lmao.

PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net
 

IF this is real I'm joining now. If not find me the real version dammit
 

This is beyond foolishness. These people are extremists and are a danger to themselves and others.
 

Quote:

Originally Posted by Star Trek: Generations Data: (takes a swig of a drink, makes a nasty face)UGH! I HATE THIS! THIS IS REVOLTING! Guinan: More? Data: Please!

My thoughts...exactly. It's revolting, yet instantly hilarious...I want more, and yet...part of me wants to believe "FAKE".

 

I think it's a fake... it's gotta be.

EDIT: Favorite lines so far

Dude 1: Beating pregnant women can result in the baby having deformities, mental/physical retardations, and lots of other things.

Dude 2: All of these things result from the fact That the baby made Jesus angry while in utero.
 

I can't believe a forum like that exists... It almost seems like a joke.
 

I think he meant Viper.