So we tried all of these including the Castrol Oil and none worked, any other genius ideas for helping me meet my daughter?



We're willing to try anything
 

hahahaa you need to spread more bladeblade fucking blah well put

And Ben I'm not serious we're content to wait, I'm not exactly looking forward to changing the diaper from the black lagoon (first diapers are uggggggggggh) and no meghan we didn't do the castor oil thing.
 

go gordon freeman on her and crowbar the baby out of her...when your daughter asks you how her mother died you can tell her that her mother was a huge headcrab that was trying to zombify her..
 

I don't actually know anything about pregnancy so don't take this too seriously, but it seems to intuit to me that desperately trying to induce labor prior to when it comes naturally might be unhealthy.
 

set woman against wall

drive car into woman

catch baby
 

I doubt she's going to have anything interesting to say.
 

I have an odd feeling that's not even legal.
 

Axes

they do wonders
 

LMFAO.

I must have walked 10 miles every day, fucked Robbie 6 times a day (he wasn't complaining), and even did squats for about 30 minutes.

I even tried that nasty tea. Yuck.

Nothing worked.

Don't worry, the baby will come when she is ready.

Edit: PS. She should not drink the castor oil, because all it does is make her poop, and in the same turn, can make the baby poop in utero which can cause all kinds of issues. No safe.
 

Lots of stress or excitement can cause her to enter labor.
 

Like so?
 

The Internet: Ruining Childbirth Since the 1980's.
 

Scare the shit baby out of her.
 

Just drop kick the top of her stomach.
 

Falcon punch!
 

I'd recommend Powerthirst, but I doubt you'd want 400 babies.

*Okay, look -- I know the meme is old as fuck, but it's relevant :P*
 

My cousin had a baby last year, and she was on the toilet when he came out.
 

That's so, so incredibly disturbing.
 

Why do people keep infracting demo squid for this shit
 

Because being a mother, I don't find his sense of humor in this area to be funny. And I shouldn't think you would either since you can't wait to meet your daughter.

But, I tell ya what KP, when you're a mod and the rest of us are retired, perhaps you can let his sick little jokes slide. But for now, I'm not tolerating it.

*Meghan feels very strongly about this subject.*
 

ban me too then
 

Yeah why didn't Demon get an infraction? I dunno I just don't think bias should apply, if I wanted people not to make those kind of jokes I would've asked. I just don't think it's that big of a deal this is the internet.
 

i think they went a bit too far
 

I infracted him in the prediction thread because saying that the baby would be stillborn was not even remotely funny as, well you know, there's the off chance that it could happen and frankly you and your family don't deserve that KP.

As for the comment he made in this thread, I won't lie, I giggled when I saw the picture of drain-o, but Meghan took offense to that, what with her being a mom, so it's her call, I guess.
 

Have you tried hooking a vacuum up to her cooter? Or a plunger?
 

"A little bit twisted" eh?

Poser.
 

Alright just let it be known I tried