I know I havn't posted in a while. But I just have to say. Jesus Fucking Christ. What the fuck was that?!? I just finished watching Far Cry the movie or whatever. And it has to have been one of the worst things I have ever seen. God I want to kill Uwe Boll. Honestly if you make a movie based on fucking game then stick to the fucking story. Don't add a whole bunch of shit, and take away important stuff. For example didn't Far Cry take place on nice tropical island?` Not some hellhole island in North America.
God Dammit shit like this pisses me off.

Oh and the acting is really, really, really horrible
 

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There was a Far Cry movie?
 

What on earth would drive someone to actually watch a Uwe Boll movie?
 

I knew Uwe Boll was making a Far Cry movie, but I didn't know it was out.

There are some bad movies that one watches just to make fun of them. There are others too terrible to watch, even to make fun of them.

Uwe Boll's flicks are in the latter category.
 

I thought it was great when Uwe Boll contacted Blizzard to make a WoW/Warcraft movie, and Blizzard told him ‘We will not sell the movie rights, not to you…especially not to you. Because it’s such a big online game success, maybe a bad movie would destroy that ongoing income, what the company has with it.”

Uwe Boll movie = bad, plain and simple. He just cashes in on popular games because he knows they make some easy money.
 

I thought that Uwe Boll got raped to death by angry game fans
 

Originally, there was a loophole in German tax law that gave tax credit to German filmmakers, in order to boost the German film industry.

Enter Uwe Boll, who pissed on the good intention of the law by making shitty video game-based movies. I can't understand why it's so fucking difficult to make a good video game movie. It's like Hollywood doesn't understand that you can't just slap shitty actors and low production value and gamers will bite (when, on the other hand, gamers are some of the pickiest bastards in existence). And probably why more video game companies haven't stepped up and developed their own games into movies is probably due to the failure of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, and what happened to Squaresoft afterwards.
 

I think the real release date is 28 June. But you can find it on torrents sites.
And yeah some movies are fun to watch even though they suck. But as said, the only thing I could think about when watching Far Cry was how much they fucked everything up. Honestly like 30 minutes into the movie Val and Jack have sex (kinda Hollywood style). I don't know, but when being chased by people that just blew up your boat I doubt that is the first thing you think about.
 

lol
 

I want to know who the hell keeps investing in Uwe Boll's movies. I really doubt those people are getting their money back.

/probably rich German bastards looking for tax write-offs

I really miss mst3k for this reason.

I'm assuming one of them is a chick.

/haven't really played the game
//played the demo
///pretty graphics, but meh gameplay
////same thing with crysis
/////agrees with Yahtzee that Crytek should use it's engine to make 3D adventure games instead of shooters
 

It should be forbidden for Uwe Boll to make movies because it gives a lousy image to gaming and gamers.
 

I think I can safely say there are very few movies that have been adapted from games that are actually good.

I almost died when I saw the Max Payne movie, wtf, bruce willis would've done exceedingly well for the job, matt daemon wtf?
Doom, lets just not go there shall we?
 

What are you talking about?
 

Saw a trailer for the movie

/facepalm
 

fucks' sake, I meant Mark Wahlberg not Matt daemon, they look ludicrously similar. Speaking of which, doesn't ludacris act in this god forsaken skit?