|You can love your pets.....just don't LOVE your pets|
[quote]If you wish to marry your pet, you must read these rules and comply with them at all times:
1. This is a contract between you, your pet, and MarryYourPet. It is not recognised by a court of law.
2. This union is a marriage of minds and companionship. You have no conjugal rights. You are not allowed to have sex with your pet. (Yes, I’m sure that for the vast majority of us it wouldn’t even cross our minds, but just to make it quite, quite, clear: Perverts are not welcome on this site.
2.1 If you want to consummate the marriage, we suggest you both share some cake. If your pet has a food allergy then a pat on the head will suffice.